Life! Death! Top tips!

A problem that isn't a problem, a solution that no-one in their right mind would invent.

Posted 1 year ago
Added bonus: it looks like you’ve blacked up. Thrifty AND racist!

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1. crossbowheart reblogged this from lifedeathtoptips and added:
  
  So girls have you ever used hot chocolate powder (cocoa) as bronzer? If no, thanks, welcome to the real world!
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  ‘just don’t be tempted to lick your face’
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  Are you kidding me?! These magazines must just be printing these for shits and giggles right?
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  Whoever actually is tempted enough to try this, let me know how it goes. I would just be a little worried about breaking...
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  Oh
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  This blog was linked in the b3ta newsletter. I’m having a jolly time reading these terrible terrible tips.
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  I don’t think you should worry about licking your own face. I think you should be worried about that hobo on the bus...
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  This one’s actually genius. You’d smell of chocolate all night!!
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  Oh heavens. This reminds me of a random bit of trivia though! Y’know the scene in Pirates of the Caribbean, where Jack...
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  oh the north…
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  oh my giddy a.
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