Life! Death! Top tips!

My umbrella snapped on a windy day, so I PUT IT IN THE BIN rather than catering for The Borrowers.

Faced with a stale, battered biscuit for pudding, everyone is suddenly very full, thank you anyway Sammy.

If you break a favourite necklace and can’t mend it, why not put it in the bin?

Sending it to Love It! means, of course, that soon everyone be doing it. Stay one step ahead of the curve and DON’T attach a balloon to your car. Your car will be the one without a balloon.

Simpler: affixing a post-it note marked “SPECIMEN”.

“It’s fun to act out scenes!” say Chizzy. DO LADY CHATTERLEY’S LOVER THAT’S IT KEEP READING OH YES ACT HARDER THAT’S RIGHT.

Nothing says “high-functioning alcoholic” like spirit bottles in the fishtank.

Who DOESN’T love jewellery that rubs off in your hair?

Bringing a whole new meaning to ‘pegging’ (do NOT Google that at work).

This makes marginally more sense if you think of it as a still from the film “A World Without Combs”.