Life! Death! Top tips!

A problem that isn't a problem, a solution that no-one in their right mind would invent.

Posted 1 month ago

And, like Jesus, I’m BACK. I’ve been in my cave for too long. There are 105,000 of you following this thing now so I’d better entertain you before you declare war on south London. Here’s a disturbingly sexy bear to kick things off.

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Posted 4 months ago

Patricia’s husband proudly wears his This Is Not What A Feminist Looks Like t-shirt.

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Posted 5 months ago
Rule #4: adding the slightly passive-aggressive “I’ve had lots of compliments about it!” to your tip translates as “my friends have stared aghast at my creation and groped desperately for an appropriate adjective to describe it”.

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Posted 6 months ago

:-( I don’t like how vague they were. ‘Replacement’? Is it the end for Chizzy?

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Posted 6 months ago
The technology known as “gloves” has yet to reach Norfolk.

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Posted 8 months ago

I too was saddened by the fact that Love It! ceased posting top tips. So much so that I've stopped buying it. Sex Spy just doesn't make up for the lack of Chizzy. I now have to get my top tips fixes from Take A Break and Real People. It's not the same. :(

Asked by rixxle-kicks

It makes no sense. I will not rest until I find out why they’ve stopped (read: halfheartedly pester them on Facebook and Twitter).

Note that Love It’s Facebook page is worth reading if only for the phrase “deluded whimsical ‘meat debt’”, used by a woman commenting on a story about offal.
Posted 8 months ago
Some say “cellar door” is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. Those people have not heard the majesty that is: “onion ring pole”

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Posted 8 months ago

Why aren't you posting anymore? I love this blog!

Asked by Anonymous

I know! I have been AWOL! My computer broke but, more worryingly, Love It! appear to have dropped their tips page. We need to mobilise, people. This calls for a petition and possibly a march on their offices.

Back to normal posting shortly…
Posted 10 months ago
The chronically misused “funky” here means “looking like you found it under a bus and then dropped a kebab down it”.

There are an amazing 20,000 of you following this blog. I’m going to celebrate by tie-dyeing my pants in marmalade. SO FUNKY.

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Posted 10 months ago
No wicker basket? Just staple a bin to your wall and fill it with sanitary towels. SO FUNKY.

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